For Memory Sake

M: I love the rain!!

W: You know Mama personally I don't like the rain. And daddy doesn't either.

(Loud noises coming from the Apartment above, and the kids rushing out of their room to me)

M: Its okay. Now lets listen with our ears and think about what it could be. I think it's just a vacuum on the hard floor.

W: Or it's a angry garbage truck coming to eat our toys!!!!!

K: Mama Mama I have a story to tell you.

I looked on the road and there was a pink goat and a BIIIG truck hit it.

M: Ewww

K: No no it not Eww, it was a happy pink goat and it licked me and then a BIIIG truck hit it.

K: Poopie

M: Oh you need to go potty.

K: No I went poopie in my diaper.

M: Kailyn you're not wearing a diaper.

K: (looks down her skirt and says) Oh. I went poopie in my underwear. (looks again) Yep in my underwear.

I was putting away Trav's leftover pizza

W: (looking at the pizza longingly) Goodbye Pizza (and leans into it)

M(thinking he's going to bite it) What are you doin'?

W: I was just gonna give it a kiss momma that's all. (Kiss) Goodbye Pizza you are so delicious to me.

W: Oh no here comes the poopie monster!

M: Wait who's the poopie monster?

W: (turns around to point to Kailyn who's running close behind)

M: Kailyn you're the poopie monster?

K: No. Yeah ARHHHHHHHH.

W: Read faster Momma, cause Gustus is getting really fuzzy.

M: Wyatt what are you going to be when you grow up?

W: When I get bigger and turn into a man I'm going to be a train conductor with my big pocket watch.

M: That's so awesome Wyatt! And Kailyn what are you going to do when you grow up?

K: Marry Mikey.

M: Kailyn you can't marry Mikey because he's your uncle.

K: Ohh. Marry Jack-Jack

M: Kay Jack is your cousin, you can't marry him either.

K: But but but I twant too!!

M: Wyatt why are you watching the early show that's what older people watch?

W: Cause I need a laugh Mom.

W: Come on Kailyn we need to clean up our mess.

K: Nope, sorry.