M: My belly is so ginormous!
K: yeah, it's like santas. you should deliver presents or be like santas helper or something...~age 5
walking to pick up wyatt, gus running like a mad man...coming up to the cross walk
M: Okay we're by cars now so calm down and you need to hold my hand.
G: (hangs head low) oh crap. ~3yrs old
K: Gussy's poopie!
M: Gus are you poopie?
G: yeeeeess (as he backs out of the room, walking backwards while keep eye contact)
~age 3
W: Jackson ran 15 miles in P.E.!
M: No he didn't.
W: YES he did!! He ran 15 MILES!
M: Maybe 15 laps?
W: No NOT laps! MILES!
M: Wyatt 4 laps around the track equals a mile. So you're telling me Jackson ran around the track 60 times toady in P.E.??!!
W: No not TODAY!! HE ran 15 miles along time ago in P.E.
M: ohh When?
W: Like 30 yrs ago. ~age 6 1/2
K: Hey Wyatt did you know that dad made the baby a boy??
W:No he didn't!
K: Ya huh! Dad makes it a girl or a boy and mom makes it in her tummy!
W: NOO!
M: Yes honey thats how it works.
W: NO God makes us! He makes everything! Plants, sky, ANIMALS!
M: Yes he makes our spirit bodies. But moms and dads are in charge of making the babies.
W: NO you guys DON'T! You don't even HAVE SUPER POWERS!!~ age 7
Gus sitting on the couch holding blue who just came out of the wash and holding Dumbo, who didn't. He sniffs blue then he sniffs Dumbo.
G: (with a crinkled up nose) MOMMA DUMBO SMELLS AWFUL!!
M: (I smell it) He does! He smells like you're breath because you're sick. (I get up to go wash him)
G: (Breathing on his hands and sniffing) MOMMA MY BREATH SMELLS AWFUL TOO!!~age 3
K: Yeah, I'm in love with a boy!
M: REally? WHo?
K: K, this is going to be really funny are you ready?
M: yep
K: WYATT! hahahahahahahah
M: He's your BROTHER!
K: Haha I know, I'm not in love with him, but he sure is HANDSOME!~ age 5
(I walk into the toy room to see Augustus hunched over holding legos waddling trying to carry them to the toy box)
M: (giggling) you're so cute Gussy.
G: don't laugh, I old that's why. (wobbling/walking hunched over) I an old man thats why momma. don't laugh. ~3yrs old
(lifts up shirt to show a full tummy)
K: It's so full and I'm not sticking it out, Momma. I'm not even sticking it out.
(Walking away)
K: It's so big... I'm like Santa... I don't even know what I'm gonna do.. ~5yrs old
M:Gus is a a big boy. (Talking to his siblings)
G: (running into the room) No I not! I'm a baby!!! Cause' I just pooped in my diaper because I'm a baby!!
M: You pooped?! Well just because you pooped doesn't mean you're a baby.
G: I NOT A BIG BOY!! I a baby!!! Look at my head it little, cause I a baby. Look I little!! (squishing down on his head and bending his knees to appear smaller) I not a big boy, I a baby!!!~2 1/2 yrs old
W: Hey mom, you know what I'm not going to be on air craft carriers when I grow up. I'm just going to buy a 3million dollar jet, ya know and fly in air shows and make money that way!~6 yrs old
W: I saw a sign the other day that said " I didn't slap you in the face I HIGH FIVED your face!" hahahah, it's so funny, right? (muttering to self) high fived your face ... hahahha (walking away laughing)~6yrs old
M: Ok Kailyn and Gussy it's time to make cookies!
G: Daddy always eats are cookies all gone. Cuz cuz he's so so hungee so he eats are cookies all gone..............you should make him dinner mommma!~2 1/2 yrs
K: I miss all of my babies.
M: What babies?
K: All my baby dolls! 'Member that fire and I gave away my baby dolls?!?
M: You just gave away toys not baby dolls
K: Nuh uH! ' Member pumpkin baby? and my christmas baby doll??
M: Yeah, but you didn't play with her and she was so pretty and looked just like you!!
K: (under her breath) that's 'tause she smelt weird... ~4yrs old
W:Umm... Mom its kind of weird, for some reason you're starting to sound like grandma.
M: No, its just because you're around Grandma now and we wound the same but we've always been like that.
W: Ohh yeah.. just like dogs. Dogs do that to... ~6 yrs old
M: Kailyn what do you think about tattoos?
K: Like you want ME to get one???!!
M:NOOOO! What do you THINK about them?
K: Ummmm boys get them but sometimes girls get them because they want to look like boys and its udly. ~age 4
K: Mom does daddy know he's going to a hotel??
M: Yes honey he knows. He reserved it.
K: But does he know he's going to MISS US??? ~ age 4
K: I'm going potty.
M: Ok, but make sure you wash your hands with soap AND water and sing your ABCs.
K: Yeah... cause sometimes I don't! ~age 4
M: Wyatt you peed all over the floor!
W: Yeah, but the good thing is I didn't get on my pants!!~age 6
D: Gussy what do you want for dinner?
G: Uhhh.... pizza...
D: We don't have pizza.
G: I know, I'm talking about gettin' it! ~age 2 1/2
W: Dad can I have some??
D: Ok but it's spicy.
W: I love spicy! (takes a bit)
WHHHAAATTT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO ME!!!~age 6
K: GUS you can't do that
K: GUS THAT IS CHEATING!
K: YOU ARE A CHEATER OF GAMES GUS!!! ~age 4 1/2
Following an accident of holding it in too long.
W: Dad I'm a genius!
K: Really Wyatt? DO geniuses poop their pants?? ~ages 6 1/2 and 4 1/2
playing headbanz
W: I'm from the lion king??... that pig?!
M: Yeah but what's his name?
W: Ummmmmm
M: Timon annnd.....???
W: RONDO!! ~age 6
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