Funny Stuff.

Kailyn loves Tangled, the disney Rapunzel movie, and they've got floating lanterns and she loves them.

M: Kailyn when you get married do you want everyone to send of floating lights for your wedding??

K: (eyes really big) YES! (after a thoughtful pause, her face crinkles up) But Momma I don't want to get married.

M: Okay babe, you don't have to.

K: Ok good, taus' when you get married you have to kiss and that's GROSS!

Kailyn on the playground getting her cowgirl boot stuck:

M: You need some help?

K: No, what I really need is a horse!

Watching Ramona & Beezus:

K: See Momma the mommy and daddy come back!

M: Yea! That's so wonderful that they are family again and all back together!

K: Yeah, well the cat's still dead.

M: My head hurts I need some chocolate, because chocolate makes everything better.

K: Yeah and brownies too!! Right momma?!!

K: Girls rule and boys drool!! Yeah, cause Momma, sometimes Wyatt spits when he talks and I don't!

I walk into to check on the kids at night to find Kailyn sitting up, completely asleep, hugging her comforter tight and then she quietly squeals "It's soooo FLUFFY!".

Wyatt's kneeling on the handle of a basket and breaks it.

M: Whoa, you okay?

W: Yeah, sorry.

M: You're pretty strong.

W: Yeah and heavy too!

Instead of "it doesn't matter", Wyatt says

"What matters" and "What cares."

Reminds me of my sister Amber when she was little and would say "it doesn't care, ashley, it doesn't care!".

W: This giant wave is going to tip over this fireman in his fire truck and take it under. God's gonna do it.

M: Why would God do that?

W: Because when he was little he didn't want to be baptized, now God's MAKING him be BAPTIZED!!!! Ahahhah!

M: Wyatt you did it, you swam under water without plugging your nose!!!

W: Yeah I can do that, because God and Jesus made meeeeeee POWERFUL!!!!!(while flexing his muscles!)

K: OH Snap, now my hamburger is so so yucky!

K: Why's that kid crying?

M: Because he wants something but his mom said no.

K: Oh man that's a bum deal!

M: A dog is a lot of responsibility. I was thinking we'd get one when your older, Wyatt.

W: Like when I'm six, maybe?

M: I was thinking more like 8. You have to walk the dog, feed it, play with it and pick up its poop. Stuff like that.

W: Well maybe I'll wait until I grow up to be a man and get a wife and then she'll pick up the poop.