K&W: Hi welcome to our bank!
T: GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY, THIS IS A HOLD UP!
W: I'vvvee gooot a better idea! (Brings up his hands from behind the "counter" to reveal two "guns" pointed right at Travis)
Travis was reading THE HOBBIT to the kids tonight:
W and K: What are hobbits?
T: Little, furry, fat people that like to eat lots and lots of food.
K: LIKE ME!!! ??!
Pulling up to a railroad crossing right as the guards are going down (such great timing I know, the kids and I were so excited!) and while watching the train go by Wyatt says:
"You know, I don't want to be an astronaut anymore, I want to be a train driver again because you know what? Trains are pretty awesome."
Travis was reading THE HOBBIT to the kids tonight:
W and K: What are hobbits?
T: Little, furry, fat people that like to eat lots and lots of food.
K: LIKE ME!!! ??!
Pulling up to a railroad crossing right as the guards are going down (such great timing I know, the kids and I were so excited!) and while watching the train go by Wyatt says:
"You know, I don't want to be an astronaut anymore, I want to be a train driver again because you know what? Trains are pretty awesome."
K:(watching the Aristocats)Are those cats married?
M: No
K: But they have kitties?
M: Well the mom had the kitties, he's just a guy cat not the father cat.
K: (Gasps!) Those Cats should be married!
W: Whew! I like the cold pool better, that hot pool was almost making me pee in my pants!
M: Wyatt how was primary, did you learn anything?
K: (Gasps!) Those Cats should be married!
W: Whew! I like the cold pool better, that hot pool was almost making me pee in my pants!
M: Wyatt how was primary, did you learn anything?
W: Yeah, about Nephi and listening to the Lord and stuff?
M: If the Lord asked you to do something would you do it?
M: If the Lord asked you to do something would you do it?
(shrugs his shoulders)
W: Maybe (and then walks away)
M: Does anyone remember what the yellow part in the egg is called?
M: Does anyone remember what the yellow part in the egg is called?
W: Ummm, throw up, maybe?
M: Wyatt are you okay???
M: Wyatt are you okay???
W: Yeah I just fell out of my chair, acsolutely.
M: Acsolutely?
W: Acsolutely.
M: What's that mean, like absolutely an accident?
W: Acsolutely.
M: What's that mean, like absolutely an accident?
W: Yep, acsolutely.
M: Wyatt did you miss??
M: Wyatt did you miss??
W: Umm, Nope.
Checking the toilet
M: Then why is there pee all over the floor.... and the side of the toilet.....and all over the side of the trash can!
W: Well cause I couldn't see.
M: Did you pee in the dark?
W: No I couldn't see because my eyes were CLOSED!!
K: Momma where do you want to go for your birthday dinner?
M: I don't know.
K: You just think about it momma, then tell me. Okay?
Wyatt spilt water in my dad's car and tells Celeste:
W: Whew, I didn't get in trouble. Ummmm do you think we could just keep this in the car, like don't tell anybody else, just keep it with just us in the car like don't tell my mom and dad so they won't get mad?
C: Well Grandma and Grandpa didn't get upset, so Mom and Dad can't.
W: Well yeah but can we just keep it between us? Like just us in the car?
K: Ohh yeah momma, I'm gonna build this tank and show Wyatt and he will be so freaking out!!!"
Kailyn walks in to the kids room, where Gus and I are, and shuts the door.
M: What's wrong Rapunzel, where's your prince?
K: Umm that's not my prince anymore, my prince went to work, that prince (pointing at the closed door that has Wyatt's yelling behind it) is grOOOUUUChy!
Wyatt reaching down to pick up a go-gurt that was on the ground by the fridge (it had just fallen out):
K: I stepped on that, with my feet and squished iiiiitt.
W: Umm... I'm not eating that, I'm getting a new one.
K: Momma, Wyatt won't eat the spiderbob (aka spongebob) one because I told him I squished it with my feet! Hehehe
Checking the toilet
M: Then why is there pee all over the floor.... and the side of the toilet.....and all over the side of the trash can!
W: Well cause I couldn't see.
M: Did you pee in the dark?
W: No I couldn't see because my eyes were CLOSED!!
K: Momma where do you want to go for your birthday dinner?
M: I don't know.
K: You just think about it momma, then tell me. Okay?
Wyatt spilt water in my dad's car and tells Celeste:
W: Whew, I didn't get in trouble. Ummmm do you think we could just keep this in the car, like don't tell anybody else, just keep it with just us in the car like don't tell my mom and dad so they won't get mad?
C: Well Grandma and Grandpa didn't get upset, so Mom and Dad can't.
W: Well yeah but can we just keep it between us? Like just us in the car?
K: Ohh yeah momma, I'm gonna build this tank and show Wyatt and he will be so freaking out!!!"
Kailyn walks in to the kids room, where Gus and I are, and shuts the door.
M: What's wrong Rapunzel, where's your prince?
K: Umm that's not my prince anymore, my prince went to work, that prince (pointing at the closed door that has Wyatt's yelling behind it) is grOOOUUUChy!
Wyatt reaching down to pick up a go-gurt that was on the ground by the fridge (it had just fallen out):
K: I stepped on that, with my feet and squished iiiiitt.
W: Umm... I'm not eating that, I'm getting a new one.
K: Momma, Wyatt won't eat the spiderbob (aka spongebob) one because I told him I squished it with my feet! Hehehe
K: Momma can I have chocolate milk, because I usually like it now.
(Takes a sip of it)
K: Momma can I have water because I don't like it, next time you make chocolate milk just give me the chocolate.
Sitting right by Wyatt
K: I know Grandma is coming, but it's a surprise so don't tell WYATT! (practically yelling that whole last sentence)
M: Kailyn, he's right next to you so now he knows!
K: No he wasn't even listening to me and I didn't tell him, I told you, so don't tell Wyatt Grandma's coming iTS A SURPRISE!!
(needless to say wyatt knew Grandma was coming)
M: Wyatt what's on your nose?
(Wyatt wiping his face)
M: No, on your nose (pointing on my face to show him where)
W: (touching it and inspecting it) That's a veeeeeery good question.
Gus taking her baby doll:
K: Give me back my baby! Ohhh baby here comes Momma Kay Kay!!
K: Give me back my baby! Ohhh baby here comes Momma Kay Kay!!
Gus "shot" me today and I pretended to die, and he came over and gave me a kiss.
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