K: Momma can I have a fruit snack?
M: No Kailyn you already had one sweetheart.
K: Ughh, you're a mean mommy, I want a new mommy. I'm gonna save up all my money and go to the mommy store and buy a new mommy! That's what I'm gonna do!!!
(Which is a big improvement to the "I want you to die Mommy" that I usually get from her. I pray she's like cheese and gets better with age)
I put Augustus in his crib for his morning nap and he shakes his head at me and says
A: na na, na na
M: Yes Gussy it's time for your nap. (I give him a kiss and walk out the door)
A: (doesn't cry just screams) Na, na MOMMA. NA NA MOMMA!
I come back in and pick him up
A: tank you, tank you.
Wyatt and Kailyn built tanks out of LEGOs and they start playing. Wyatt blows up Kailyns tank, who then proceeds to to pick up her broken tank off the ground and demolishes Wyatt's with it
K: I won. (With a very proud look on her face)
W: Nooo, that's now how WAR goes!!!!!!!!
Explaining the birth order to his little sister while driving:
W: I was first, then you were second Kailyn and then Gus was third and then momma hatched daddy.
Gus is sitting here ripping out my hair clip and as soon as he finally rips it out completely. I say ouch. And he comes over and gives it back to me as if he was doing me a favor, it being "stuck" in my hair and all. What a sweet boy, now if only I could get some of that hair to magically stick back in my head.
Walking out of the store heading into the parking lot she says this all very loud:
K: Momma you need to shave your hands!!!
M: That's not very nice. They aren't hairy why would I need to shave them?
K: They are scratchy, like your legs sometimes. You need to shave your hands AND your legs, MOMMA!
M: Kailyn my hands are scratchy because I clean and wash my hands too much.
K: Ohh well don't DO THAT, cause they are scratchy!!
Kailyn playing with her new Princess Tiana doll
K: All the princesses need a bath.
M: Okay, here you go (handing her a little cup of water)
K: Princess Tiannna rwealy needs a bath she's so dirty she's brown!
At the farm:
M: Now look up in the trees guys and you'll see those really pretty blue and red birds. The red ones are called Cardinals and....
W:(Interrupting) Now, where are those birds, Momma?
I look back to see him cocking his BB Gun!
Gus steals a toy from Kailyn and while running away says "tank you, tank you"
Watching part of the Testaments, men out in the wilderness with bows and arrows:
W: What are they hunting? Are they going to hunt (whispering) Jesus???
M: NO! Why do you think that?
W: WELL YOU said the bad guys crucify Jesus and those are bad guys and they are huntin!!!
W: Mom can I pleeeaaasssee have the yellow LEGO train for my birthday???
M: We'll see Wyatt, its just really expensive. Is there anything else you want incase you can't have this?
W: Umm yep. A dog.
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